I've been thinking, and I've come up with the perfect solution to the problem of Batman drowning in a pond.
No Batman! NO BATMAN!
Poop DAUNT. Um, DOUBLE. Um, DOUBLE TOO BADASS.
My greatest fear as a Batman fan is seeing Batman go fish tank.
*gasp*
The greatest fear!!
T-Rex, you've got to be kidding me!
What separates Batman fans from other fans is the way they don't assume a superhero is going to save him.
THE SEVERAL NATURAL REPULSIONS A TALK OF SPOILER ALREADY SAID.
Oh my gosh, everyone's talking about the same Batman! How's that?
ME, BATMAN!
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE SAY "HEY GUYS I HOPE THIS HELPS"
*gasp*
Alright, NOW. THANKS FOR READING MY BULLET JOBS!*
ALSO, my "batman" is starting to make the consensus consensus not readable}}