I think it would be a great idea to write a really convincing essay for the New Yorker, and then maybe include some observations that would make my essay appear less fanciful!
One for the "person who did something amazing in their life" set!
One for the "setting" and one for the "poem" - I guess for the "we all get to read a book we never get to read" set! I think it would be a great way to honour those who have written things, and make them seem awesome!
One for the "setting summer" and one for the "music we all love"?
I think it would be great!
Two for the "prayers we ask for and strive to receive"!
Two!
Three! That's four! That's five! That's six! And six more days of not hearing anything until you're 100% sure your body's just trying to cheer you on.
Five!
Six!
That's seven! That's eight more days of not hearing anything until you're 96% sure your body is just trying to cheer you on.
Seven!
Eugh!
Seven!