Another day, another bizarre twist in the weather. This time, the storm is just as heavy, and it's been a bright -isow... - day.
It's been a very unusual -isow... - day.
Nobody has been hurt, and the extent of damage is only believed to be several meters (generously reported, I rule) wide.
Dang, that guy is dangerous.
He rules by fear! He rules by fear!
I think it's worth a try, my friend!
You're right!
I have considered several alternatives, all of them indistinguishable from the one I was using as the initial reference. All of them I consider likely to be viable: snow, ice, and/or giant rocks.
Wow, that's some hope for the dangerous future, T-Rex!
LATER:
I'm back, Utahraptor! And I say this without exaggeration: this is, in fact, the worst snowfall ever.
Oh, is that a compliment?
It was... oh- It was SO GOOD.