Last year was a good year. This year, I'm going to be better. I'm going to make MISTAKE after MISSELLING the trends that have been developing for the past year!
I will be better than last year.
MISTAKE COMICS:
First, a picture of me and Samantha, with my BABY. That's me on a hot summer's day. Then, I rub shoulders with my friends and make new girlfriends!
...That image is actually a pretty convincing excuse for not having a child.
Finally, I stare at the ceiling and feel a chill run down the end of my back.
That's the BEST image you've ever created?
Really?
Yeah. And it's never going to come out. I'm not even certain if it's the best. Maybe the best we can do is have a picture of you with a pregnant woman, sitting in a parked car next to a cartoonishly sexy cat.
Holy crap. You've just made my night become a NIGHTMARE MYDITION??
WARNING: THE ULTIMATE MESSAGE:
Never go to sleep AGAIN!
Night life sucks and you should go sleep more.