Time to go back in time and visit the CRADLE OF CIVIC HAIR. I'm back 200 years!
BACK IN TIME 200 YEARS
Huh!
Even though we're traveling in an airplane the exact time we wanted to visit was just a - matter of figuring out what time period to visit, we're UNLOCKED. The WHATEVER, Dromiceiomimus, we are GONE.
May I go visit the CRADLE OF CIVIC HAIR?
Sure can! I'm back now 200 years from now, and that's just to visit the sites of the great civilizations that lived during MY time!
Wait - what happened to the time machine?
That one was a wreck!
I need to get the hell out of here before anyone else does either. I don't want to be the guy who's 2000 years late.
Okay, well, you're coming back in time 200 years from now, so you're likely to fall back to the exact same time period.
That's correct, my friend! If I use the exact time period from now, I'm back in time 200 years from now.
Prove to me you're the only one that can do that!
I will!