I'm not a dude who has, like, a crush on a lady. I have, like, a crush on a lady.
SWEET.
Sexy!
Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with that.
Okay, sexy!
Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with that.
Okay, sexy!
Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with that.
Okay, sexy!
Hey, here's a friendly tip!
Don't leave a text message in a site that says "We're having sexy times RIGHT NOW!"