I have received complaints. Yesterday was the worst day ever for a "office phone call".
I am going to correct people!
Okay, the first complaint is "the dirt's hot there for someone who makes them call their 'mate' 'mate' simply because he or she can't get a WHILE longer phone call to hand".
I am going to correct people on that one.
The second complaint is "my old phone is way too cold and my ex-girlfriend is totally jealous of me because I've said she's had better things to do than go to jail for being single".
I'm going to correct people on those two very important points!
Yes!
But the third and final complaint is "my ex-girlfriend is totally into me now and she keeps calling because I keep her in the dark about what's really going on - and now she's jealous".
Yes.
THAT last one's for naught! I should have said "excuse me, T-Rex, but do you recall when you and I went to sleep last night? Do you think maybe I should be talking to God now, he's going to call and I'm going to play him some cards; hold on, I'm going to hold you till he's 70".
These cards are going to be important, therefore they're no longer needed; they're no longer needed; I must make amends now!!
Wait! THIS card is going to be a big thing in my life, so make amends now!!