Hello ladies and gentlemen. Today is the day to be exact...
...in what will forever change the face of casual gaming!
For starters, everyone!
Be assured of a few surprises...
In this introductory adventure, you, as a man, take the lead.
In this play, we are playing with our lives.
We are playing in a world where once you pick a fight with a dude named "Time Skip", you will have to team up with him to get to the end!
We will play by paying our titular Time Skip some mind-blowing mind-blowing mind-blowing mind-blowing mind-blowing, and he will be our hero... or will I?
In other news, we can never get to the bottom of this...
Sorry!!
THE END