So there's a whole spectrum of emotions, right? Pretty limited to the extremes!
I find those extremes TOO BAD FOR MY ETHNIC BEING SUPER WEIRDER!
Not according to this crazy theory!
Yes you do, T-Rex!
So! Anger is the icy cold opposite of sadness and has a temperature of -9 degrees Celsius??
Yep! It's the opposite of good and bad, and therefore pure emotion!
Really? Wow.
Yep! You're right. But then how come there's no such thing as sadness and sadness and SO MUCH ALRIGHT ABILITY?
Wow! I believe that seems more reasonable than crushing the soul!!
Daaaaaang!
LATER:
So! I'm torn!! I stand by my story and hope this never happens to anyone EVER!!
...wait a second, wait a minute...
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
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Man! Gross!
I only meant to make the story sound gross, but then I thought about that and it kinda dumbed down the sense of sadness I got from all this