I'm not a dude who has the best record with personal video messages. I've got - I've got the best record with emails, yeah?
AND the worst record with Facebook messages, yeah??
T-REX I'M NOT A DUDE WITH SUPER POWERS
Well... um, NOT REALLY, but that's cool.
YOU GUYS
...I'm still not really sure how to better myself.
Well. I'm totally not going to lie about that and pretend I don't have any other ties to this universe behind me. Alright?
You're the dude who's lying?
I'm the dude who's THE TRUTH??
And it's getting kinda boring. You're the one who's trying really hard not to say you're a dick to every single person you'll ever meet.
T-Rex, I'm the one who's doing that.
Aw - but!
I'm also the one who's -
I'm the one who's PRETENDING you'll be great!!