Hello world! My name is T-Rex and I am a woman.
Hello world! My name is a VERB OR SMALL SOUND.
So hey, Dromiceiomimus, who's to say you're not a heterosexual? Or bisexual? Or mute? Or mute!
Or APPARENTLY both?
Or FEW, actually!
So say you're straight, but say this as a surprise, so that I can make out in my face what's going on!
As you suggest, yes.
Okay, I'm going to say it now so it doesn't seem weird. But I've got to figure out a way to sell this drink!
Oh boy!!
PLEASE
LATER:
As he reflects, T-Rex smiles widely and says, "Thank you for listening. I am a happy and successful alcoholic."
He continues, "Thank you for listening. I am a troubled and lonely alcoholic."
He smiles again and says "Excellent! I have decided to take up smoking/ drinking again."
A cloud of smoke rises from beneath their feet.