COMPRESSED ORIGIN STORY COMICS
Today's origin story:
T-Rex the Dinosaur!
He's our new form of dinosaur, he's our new friend, he's our new dog!
He's our new bestie!
He's our new best friend who gets old and has a heart of gold.
He's our new best friend who gets old and has a head of a dinosaur, and then we all fall in love.
How old is T-Rex?
20?
Probably! I don't know! I mean, HE IS OBJECTIVELY UNSTOPPABLE.
Who is this guy?
He's the founder of... ROCKNACLE??
If I were TALKING, I'd be saying "his name is Rocknacled Monk, but you see, that's his real name!"
"He was a good student, but he got into some trouble for not taking more classes quickly."
"He never spoke more than a few syllables in tone of voice, and at times, I found it hard to keep up with his talking."
"I asked him if he knew how to pronounce 'm', and he assured me that he did indeed!"
"The end."