Robyn was exploring ancient pyramids when she came across some mummies! And yes, she was going to tell us more about them, but right now: NO WORRIES.
This is why I leave you all to agree...
...yes?
This is why I leave you all to conclude that Robyn found something that OTHERS seem to find compelling: that ancient creatures, while oddly alien to us, somehow found work at the societal backwater. They made things WHOM PEOPLE find comforting.
So you think society is being used for good, T-Rex?
It's true! In fantasy land, the humans she met worked as bouncers, and she appreciated the job well enough to let her boyfriend know.
Aw man, that's terrible!
I know, but it's what people believe!
People have been saying for years now that Robyn RTsents is a VRAJICEIIST? An ancient being of ancient knowledge and knowledge-making was sent to us and brought us into the present, transforming our thoughts and actions into the Powerful Will of the Ancient World.
We are all Mystery People now, our futures EXPLAINTABLE to any future-twist we imagine!
We're CRAZY, as are all of us!
Please enjoy!
NEXT WEEK: T-REX'S TALK.
Robyn's talk...