I've come across a way of making ANY film into an allegory! IT'S CALLED "NOT FICTIONAL MORTALS" and stars you guys!
It starts the same way: the narrator tells the camera on the roof of the house, telling the audience what he thinks!
He's going to say "Hey kids! Do you think the kids are racist? I know all about it! LET'S TALK."
So the camera moves to the kids and the narrator says "Okay now they're racist, but I sure of this!!" and the kids say "Okay cool, but what if the lyrics are just racist? I don't see how it can be an allegory."
But what if the camera is right?
The audience says "No"
The camera cuts to the kids saying "YES" and the narrator says "I don't see how it can be an allegory."
...Okay. Okay.
Well it's going to be really good.
LATER: NOT FICTIONAL MORTALS T-REX AND UTAHRAPTOR'S CAMPAIGN:
I'm so tired I'd rather not be out shooting swear words on set.
My agents have a case of the tears, you know?