I am a dude who is really good at certain things, and I'm really good at certain things, and I should really learn to be a good conversationalist.
For example:
...OUCH.
Is there ANY reason why I can't learn about the world by talking about these things?
Well - it's just that if you can learn about them through technology is hard!
WHAT? No! Because if I could, I'd take time out from my busy schedules and try to learn about things that I can use my TOMORROW CHANGES.
That's not an option!
Hah! No!
I mean, no!
Well, if you can do it for as long as you want, at least we'll be able to offer you some discount on some low-level aspects of your personality.
Hah! MAN.
QUITE QUITE.
You know how sometimes when I'm like this and the world is moving so slowly that I'm looking around and there's this shadow of a single person, and all I'm seeing is this smudge of blood on the other side of the screen? And then I can look and feel the changes, but is that really worth the trouble?
HECK YES.
I value experience and friendship and truth above all else!