Man, I've been feeling down all morning. Maybe it's the weird sensation of something turning inside out...
...but not too hard!
That's because when you press "C" you'll get a DOUBLE CHANGE and when you press "F" you'll get a triple CHANGE. And when you press "C" AGAIN you'll get a 3D change, and then you'll stop being down and REALLY work through your feelings for the future. You might even get a change in name and you might even get a change in sex organs and that kinda works.
Sounds awesome!
LISTEN, I KNOW!!
Suddenly, getting a 3d change in name and feeling down just feels gross.
Really?
Yeah! And it starts with a blank page, and you're like, "well.. this sucks; I should probably just stop being down and actually get some friggin' hot crackers."
Hah hah! I'm becoming one Dr. Who!
SOON:
i just decided to stop being down in order to ensure the future doesn't get RUINED by stuffing ME with new crackers
Everyone please keep this in mind when filling out my name or any other governmental document
YES, I WOULD LIE
This will now be known as "Doctor Who". DR WHINCUPPIN
MAN I GOT NO IDEA
Who cares? This is who we are now.
I -
I'm not going anywhere