FACT: if the Bible were printed today, I would be asked to write a check for CHRISTMAS.
IT WOULD BE AN AMAZING DEAL!
Wouldn't it?
I'm serious. Wouldn't it be great? Christmas is printed today, and I could just go out and buy presents for everyone!
And I would have a check for CHRISTMAS.
And I would have a check for CHRISTMAS.
You're saying you would get a check for CHRISTMAS, T-Rex!
True!
But then how do you know if you would EVER get a check for CHRISTMAS.
Then I probably would not get a check for Christmas, because I probably wouldn't get a check for Christmas.
And then you'd spend the rest of your life learning about the law from the people around you, and that would be a good thing?
Yes! And that would be a good thing.
I believe it would be a good thing.
Next week:
Oh no!
Oh my God!