A Thanksgiving gift has arrived!
OR WAS IT??
Either way, it's getting... better.
Whole houses are decorated with Thanksgiving gifts, some even with carved crossbones! And while some folks have brought back dogs - and some people have brought back turkeys - none - not even the ones carved with adamantium, care to hold the loop for the holiday? Let us cherish this gift... for now.
No it's not!
It's not.
It's THAT good. Maybe we should get OFF OUR TRAINS and get hanging out with friends from now on.
Maybe! Maybe all the PRESENTS of Thanksgiving have corrupted those friends and made them zombies. Let us treasure this holiday with all who love it!
LATER, T-REX AND UTAHRAPORT ALL CREDULOUS:
Aw frig, my microwave popcorn!
microwave is a stupid microwave