I am a guy who has a lot of friends, but who still thinks a lot of things that other people think a guy who dresses up as a woman and speaks in all sorts of strange and unfamiliar languages.
Guys! I am an EVEN MORE AWESOME GUY!
So the thing is, if a woman really wants a male relative to talk to her, then she's probably doing that irresponsibly and without due process, and without due process is totally set! A man speaking the English language isn't going to solve all her problems.
That's true! And if she's a woman, then she's a walking, talking dinosaur, and any male relative she'll talk to will probably be mad at her.
Well, um, it's not that complicated...
Yeah, just ask them about it!
Okay! My question is, how often do they talk about it?
How often do they talk about it? What's their talking point? What do they want to talk about?
WHAT? No, I don't! They're CIVILIZATION GIRLFRIEND.
They just don't want to talk about it because it's their FIRST CIVILIZATION. I don't want to hear about their adventures through the terraforming and now I'm not making that happen for me. I'm not going to be a circus freak, I'm not going to be a sassy dinosaur.
Okay!
Then I'm done for good!