Hello! You're probably wondering why I'm here. Well, it's mostly because I'm so horny.
Hooray!
I just met some chicks and I told them I WAS going to have a hardcore hardcore sex, so here I am!
It's true. But wait! I'm not done yet.
I'm sorry!
It's not a bad thing?
I just clarified my story a little bit! It makes me look like a sucky amateur who doesn't take care of himself. Also, the women around him are just embarrassed.
So you're not going to have a hardcore sex?
Nope!
I didn't mean to imply that.
This is what makes up friendships: it's young and exciting!
Anyway, I'm so horny right now! Have you noticed?
I haven't!