DIFFERENT WAYS TO END A RELATIONSHIP
a comic for dudes and ladies who may be getting turned on by the use of online dating
One way is to register friendships online; other methods, such as sending emails and using real people to talk to online friends, have been used for years!
But that's not ideal. Instead of relying on your internet connection to connect you to real people, start dating someone online now.
But then you might end up smushed into a parallel universe where you're not really friends, either!
That sounds like a good idea!
But then when you meet someone online, you might not know they're you!
The cool thing about this idea is that you can get to know people better as a result, thereby making the relationship more likely to survive.
And this leads us to the final way to end a relationship: register online friendships.
THAT LAST JOB
and all our current and future information as "facts", pulled from the darkness of the internet
WAIT, THERE'S NO WAY OUT