LATE LAST YEAR:
I made some friggin' clothes!
It was pretty flattering, you guys!
I knitted some slippers!
Did you know, T-Rex, that I'm not married to prove that I'm totally straight?
I woulda le termin' on that!
So when were you married?
Oh, actually, today!
I was gonna go to the wedding of my own free, and my friend was there too so I could record her comments and make her think things were such a big deal for me.
I was going to the wedding of my own free, my friend announced.
I was gonna say things like "My man, dollars cannot buy charity" or "I have recently seen large numbers of good people struggling to make ends meet. I am troubled and troubled" and T-Rex was "concerned."
"I was."
"NOT CONVINCED."