I have the best idea for a Batman story. It's called "House." And it's a vigilante-sexy family gets involved and tries to save their friend! BUT, things get super interesting when the titular Batman is involved, and he veers dangerously close to murder!
Then the mystery gets even more interesting!
And it veers wildly from there, allowing the reader (and, in doing so, our imagination) more access to the story. So, Batman's (OR Robin's) house is now a fantastical rendition of reality, complete with wild flora and fauna, subterranean catacombs, and eldritch curses. It's awesome.
And then the story ends!
So it's a version of real life that has changed?
Yes! Yes, and it's DEFINITELY the best place on the planet for awesome to start.
But the moral of the story is... don't stop until you realize this: If you're going to stop being a Batman, you're going to need more Batman.
I-is that as T-Rex?
I am extending the life of the species I inhabit!
THE END