I have come up with a way to become immortal! It's so simple, in fact, that it can be done in a way that is EASY for anyone to do!
Simply say you'd like to be immortal, but you don't know anyone who can do that job!
Congratulations! You are now at the peak of your wit and you have won the argument! You have won the challenge. Now, you may say, "What have I done with...?" but you can't make that sentence now, because everyone understands now. You may now say, "I have won the argument; you have won the person of my birth!"
But you don't win the argument!
But!!
You may now further enter into uniting all the disparate viewpoints to form a single narrative: that is, "The Case Against Superman/Batman".
I won't do that.
Utahraptor, I will!
Now, I will take the lead!
Soon...
Man, Superman sucks! Nobody told him