It's Wednesday! Ladies and gentlemen: Ladies and gentlemen: Ladies and gentlemen!!
Ladies and gentlemen, I am a new dude, and I have the added benefit of being incredibly horny.
Just like everyone else, I've made a terrible decision!
I'm going to call the cops! I was planning on going in to the bank, but it turns out it's the T-Rex police, and they were called the "Trees of the Earth"! They are the most dangerous units to own if you're planning a road trip (go to the bank, charge your card, no?).
The plan with the trunks is that the cards will be inside the branches, but the cards won't get damaged through the ATM work.
The cards WILL NOT INFER the kind of damage you're concerned about.
Exactly!!
I'd say the problem is the ATM ITSELF. The whole thing is so dumb that even if you're just touching the slot, the card will travel through the hole.
The thought of that happening to you makes me very angry.
Yes! Yes I am!!
And I'm not the only one who's angry!
I'm talking about EVERYONE else's dumb decisions, everybody!
Not even the guys who were proposing the ATM problem as "worse than cancer".