You know what? FINE.
I will make a movie out of meself!
"Myself"?
That's absurd! Myself? NO, because nobody would put a picture of me on the internet, let alone one about you! Let's put a real person - my own photo ID, let's - ALL OF MY INFANTS HERE.
We'd put a picture of you on the internet, my friend!
Okay, that's actually not a bad idea. But imagine if someone put a picture of me on the internet? I would be all, "My God! Imagine what I would be like if I hadn't put that on the internet?"
Do people put pictures of them online?
Um, "hey how do you think my life would go?"
People wouldic h
Then we'd know how you view pornography!
FINE.
If you didn't put COMPLAINING pictures of you online, we wouldn't put a picture of you talking to other people about pornography!
THAT sounds like a good idea!!
MEANWHILE, IN THE FUTURE:
<<squish!>>
<<sound of household appliances beat>> Aaaaand
I'm in
BACK TO THE FUTURE