Today is the day I put the "I am writing a book of observations" bumper sticker on my boat.
Proudly —!!
I will make tomorrow the day I put the "I am learning a new language"! bumper sticker on my boat!
And I will make today the day I become a pirate.
(WHAT THE HELL??)
Is that racist??
I just want a thing to look like the other cars: cool cars, large flags, and cute children.
Bad enough!
(THIS IS AWFUL)
It's my last chance to prove I'M worth living in the alternate future I created.
Captain America may be a better military man, but any racism still works.
Good God! If racism REALLY does exist, and there's a way we can stop it, I-
YES I will!