I am a guy who has a lot of friends. I'm not super great, but I am at least super great for having friends. I mean, I'm friends with my FOUR FRIENDS, and they're all great. I'm friends with two HISTORIANS, and they're all - excellent friends? I don't know. I'm starting to drift.
Maybe I'm not FARS' best friend, Dromiceiomimus!
No it's not, T-Rex. We're good FRIENDS, but we're not super good FOR HOW WE CRACKETS. We're not "the solid gold standard" friends. Our conversations are like chips; if we don't mix some, we lose our chips.
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...And that's a problem for us
But what if we had friends only at weddings and not at parties?
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That's the other problem with me!
...Yes?
The other problem is that I'm starting to feel like I belong in a music video for "Good Ol' B!"
Oh God.
That's the second problem!
SHORTLY:
The other problem is that I'm not even getting beats on Good Ol' B.
The other problem is
our four friends
four beats on Good Ol' B.