So in the 15th and 16th centuries, spoken English transformed into spoken French, transforming its grammar from mush from the 15th century into mush from the early 21st century!
It's amazing!
It was an amazing - golden age of spoken French! So amazing, in fact, that I transcribed it into part of a song for my iPhone. "My mom keeps leaving me in the field pooring," it read. "So I gave myself a try; her pooring made me a winner."
So interesting, Dromiceiomimus!!
So you win the hearts and minds of his French-speaking French-speaking French-world!
Exactly my problem! He doesn't understand why I'm suddenly so intrigued. He's so interested in ME, and his interest is ruining my whole evening.
So what to do?
I'll just sit at home and listen to some crappy song until my interest abates. Then I'll go to bed and sleep my natural English.
THE END
PS TOO
PS T-REX