You've probably heard of my friend, right? But I'd like to:
Learn more about him and his life!
He became my #1 HERITAGE and best friend ever! He's like my adult adult who loves me and she wants me to do things for her like in a tank but I'm like, dude, learn how to train THAT way. How do you train that way??
He's your self-taught adult who likes to train Selfish Manliness.
Dromiceiomimus. How do you train that?
I train MANY different Selfish Manly Skills. I call them "Manly Supremacy".
Excellent! I've got a confession to make!
You're thinking of a Manly Supremacy story, T-Rex!
Sure!
In fact, I'm already inventing the genre! My new story will be about... ME?
Um, ME?
HOW ABOUT NOW?
LATER:
Excuse me! I- I forgot my phone number!!
...it's Richard Branson?