I've written a draft of a new book! But wait they say I can't make it?
IT'S JUST ONE BOOK.
The other book is this awesome alternate-universe where T-Rex's driving a truck full of cars and one of the cars gets hit by a truck!
T-Rex, do you ever think about how we could all get along just fine without conflict?
It's real interesting! I never thought I'd ever write something about my life (aside from the occasional line in the story, of course) but I've got this awesome tension whenever I think about it.
I really don't think conflict is a dealbreaker!
See, I totally do!
I'd have to think of something to resolve conflicts with, like - alcohol? snacks? games? games where you win! I don't know. I guess I don't have the "deal" with this?
Utahraptor, you're the one with the charm!
SOON:
So I'm driving through downtown, and I see three cars pile up!
Hah hah! Ouch!
HECK YES I DO HAVE THE TRICK