Scientists have long known that our deepest secrets can be mapped onto atoms in size and who we're really talking about. But a team of scientists led by Nobel Prize winner and others has finally revealed the secret:
WE'RE NOT EVEN GETTING THAT FAR
The secret: atoms don't need to be massed! Rather, everything that moves - EVERYTHING CONVERTES IN - AND SUSTAINES IN - is massed. And that means "past" or "present" is actually a relative word, since it means "within, now present"! Basically, our universe is a BEAUTIFUL place.
So make it "past" and "future"!
I already know that's what they mean!
Well, maybe "past" is a verb, not a noun!
Oh!
Or maybe "past" is just a meta- verb that drops itself when you try to add an exclamation to it. "Future" is more of a generic intensifier, and verbs still have this thing going.
T-Rex, this is terrible.
Let's adopt our universe's hunched fists and policies of amplification and deconstruction as our guide instead!!
MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE T-REX IS GOING TO LEARN MORE:
BECAUSE I'VE GOT A FULL LEGENDS
HAH HAH HAH
AWESOME