I have a friend who has a problem. He's a big guy, but he looks like a baby!!
Is this the future?
No, I mean, not really. I tried to come up with a way to deal with it, and it's like - what are you talking about? I don't want to be the guy who gets angry at cartoons! I could be the one who gets really angry at cartoons. I don't want to be.
Maybe - maybe not?
Maybe not now!
So let's hear your alternative: 50/50 mixed in with some of the rest of the population.
Yes!
And weighted by how poorly the rest of us fit together. You know? A 50/50 mixed in with some of the rest of the population is called a "mind-body", Utahraptor.
I've never heard of that.
Okay, well, it's just -- people who do that sometimes. It doesn't really count.
MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE T-REX IS MAKING CHANGES IN HIS LIFE:
<<quietly>> I'm pretty sure my life will be better in the new version I've just made available to me!
<<sigh>>