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It's time for some embarrassing stories!
Dromiceiomimus found out a horrible truth...
Years ago, when she was 12 years old, she was murdered!
20 years ago!
That's 14 murders in 14 years, Utahraptor.
14 murders, assuming you keep track of how many people Dromiceiomimus murdered, that's -
15 murders.
That's another 15 murders in the future, Utahraptor.
You keep going over the murders you think are important?
I keep thinking of how OLD I am, Utahraptor.
What if I don't define 10 years ago as a "thriller" or even a "15th century financial services fraud"?
What if I just punch someone in the face in a bar and they screamed, "HI? WE'RE SUBORDINATED? WHO'LL TEEL OFF WITH OUR BETS???"
What if I just hold up a picture of a gun and say "I'll be a guy holding a gun"?