I am a guy who likes to keep my SECRET MOUTHLY SECRET STUFF A PART of my job.
Okay so I DO like to keep secrets, but sometimes I write them down in plain sight.
For instance, let's say I want to know if someone loves someone. Say I want to know if that person has a sweetie or a hot mic!
Sweet?
Sweet! And I can find out more with a simple "You know what?". Or say I want to know if that hot person has a secret and you know I should do more research!
But what if that person doesn't have a sweetie or a hot mic?
That would be a corporate lie!
That is a moral corporate lie. I would call that a corporate lie! I believe that would be a corporate lie! I believe that would be moral. I believe that would be religious. I believe that I would share that belief with all my friends.
Okay!
LATER:
Dear audio diary! You know what? I've actually COMPLETELY forgotten my taxes and a bunch of stuff. When I get home I'll make a big deal about taxes, because nobody will believe me for the rest of my life.
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...Okay