I've decided that I will dedicate ateffinitely my own life style to...
You know...
... sports.
Do you mean sports where you're jumping ropes or boating?
I do not!
Then I'd lose my distinctive "but my heart is beating perfectly" look.
You're running away from something?
Then it's too late!
Oh well. Sound like you'd rather find out?
Oh sure! Soon!
Cool.
LATER, AT THE BAR:
Man, sports are for the crazy, the rare ladies, and the parties with the weird.
What's for dinner?
Oh God.
The Professor has my number.