I've written a draft of a new book! The book is called, "How To Be Awesome". The book details how I will be awesome, and how you can become awesome.
I'm super excited!
First, I'll be awesome enough to travel to the moon!
Then I'll be awesome enough to eat a whole potted plant, and then I'll be awesome enough to pee on a hot dog stand and DIE!
Then?
Finally, I'll be awesome enough to go to the moon and be totally bored!
But that's not what happens!
That's what happens?
Well, here's the plan: whenever there's a new book on the moon, I'll go on a two-week mission to look for the title and find it!
That means I'll be able to steal the title from an obscure charity!
T-REX'S BATTLE FOR THE MOON
I'll be the unstoppable force at the core of every sentient species!
I'll take over the world!