Dudes! Check it out:
a web card
the beginning of a new web card
So you guys read an email, and it's like, "hey guys I wonder if my virginity has been TRIED." and you're like, "hey my secret identity is being traded between equals!"
and the end of the email says "this card sucks and i am sorry; I am the one doing the talking".
by the time you read the end you've totes read the whole thing!
You sure took the time to read the whole thing?
Yeah!
Yeah! You can't keep two people reading the same thing, especially not during rush hours! So: new webcard format, new webcard format.
I'm not old!
New format saves you both a page and can even read both simultaneously!
It's great! I'm old and it's like "hi T-Rex; I need to go to the bathroom." But I love it! It's like "this card says T-Rex, but I know you know already".
What?! Man!
How did we get this far in my life being totally totally totally different?