Damn it, I love glasses. I love glasses that say "NOT TOO FRIGGIN' OR WISTY" and I love glasses that say "NOT TOO WISTY" and I love them and I love them and I love them and I love them and I love them and when I walk outside on a hot summer's night -
- I'll take a swig from my iced coffee and wear them as a hat or something!
Like, at a party?
Like at a wedding?
Exactly! They give you the added sparkle and make you look like a totally awesome dude or lady! Plus, if you end up not looking like a dude or lady, at least you've got a gay date!
You can totally do both!
Exactly!
And if you do end up not looking like a dude or lady, at least you've got a straight date! At least YOU've got a lesbian date!
Um, at least you've got a gay date where we both end up not looking like duds?
At the end of the day, it helps me use my glasses more!
It helps me be more of a cool dude!
*sigh*