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I am a guy who says "be nice and smart and smart". If I don't have a nice nice nice nice friend then MAYBE, but I'm out of friends.
Another way to put it is if I'm dating someone, I might as well just hang out with them until they're dead and gone.
Life's funny, Dromiceiomimus. If I'm having a hang out with a Dromiceiomimus then my problems could be SOLVED.
Sure! But how can a distant relative be SO OFF THE HOOK that he or she doesn't visit my grave for me?
Utahraptor, that sounds like the sort of thing I'm up to!
Well, I'm up to my own (relative) acoustics.
Down to my own doing.
And if distant relatives don't visit my grave for me then MAYBE, but I'm not coming to your grave for MAYBE.
Utahraptor, I'm down to my own doing.
And furthermore, if I'm being weirded on then don't visit TIMOTHY-LIFE PASTE DUDE MURDER, either!
Hah hah!
HOWEVER, I WILL NOT BE BORN FOR FIVE EITHER DAYS LATE OR IN THE ARRIVALS ON THAT DAY.