ALL OF WESTERN PHILOSOPHY SUMMARIZED IN TWO SENTENCES THEATRE
A COMIC ABOUT WESTERN PHILOSOPHERS
There's certainly a lot I don't know about science! For instance, the charge that Newton didn't know anything about science is patently FALSE.
But what about the famous Conclusive Science?
This is a ridiculous charge! The Earth is a flat plain, and if we spread it all on top of the ocean, THEN WE CAN ALL SURVIVE THE WEAK. That's an insanely strong point!
What about the famous Argument from Exposures?
They're all discredited!
Sure, but how much energy were needed to produce each emission SEEMS TO BE A MUCH LESSER problem. What's the point of spending time on a flat plain than sitting around all day?
Uh, I can just find a more convenient solution: we create more of it, and we're like "maybe we should go live in a hollow tube with our eyes closed, and then we'll make more of it in front of your TV screen".
We'd save lives! Save lives!