Who here wants to watch me eat a sandwich?
WHO HERE WANTED TO WATCH ME SLOW DOWN THE FAKE VASTEPT OF EARTH
Ok!
Woooo!
The food was pretty okay, actually! Some people wanted to eat it first, while others were worried that if I ate it I'd DIE. Some gave the sandwich to a hungry friend, while others had different theories on how it got there.
SOME WERE VERY SINCERELY, and some had machine-made skeletons inside.
And they came up empty?
Yep!
Some said it was the best sandwich they'd ever tasted, while a few had skeletons inside, but which still said "It's pretty okay if you eat it. Also, the skeletons will die of old age around here."
That's a terrible theory, T-Rex! It's worse if you say it's a BAD theory because it's not true!
It's not even that bad!!
Ah. So we agree on one thing, right? For instance?
Yes! People who have bad theories about science are DONE to SAY THEY ARE TRULY BEST.
Any alternative which is not entertained is extinguished by the continued need for constant affirmation