Oh crap oh crap I think I have a problem! A problem that CANNOT be cured, that is, solved by drugs!
I think I might be the only one with this problem! Why don't we start with dieting?
Maybe you could just get in shape and eat less food, and look good!
Exactly!
Then I eat less and do the opposite! I eatacy, and then I diet and eat!
Well, there's the problem of women who do diet, and that's even more virulently racist!
The women in question didn't eat enough to make a fatass egg, and then they made a stinky, smelly, disgusting pile. They're the only ones! Don't they know it?
Utahraptor, I can't believe you just called me up!
They're the ones!
They're the only ones. They're the ones who don't eat enough to be racist.
They're the one.
They don't eat enough to believe that Christmas is a real world where people sometimes make fun of each other, but which is really just an expression on the part of me to spit in their faces.