I have come up with the ultimate way to be totally invisible! I have come up with the ultimate way to be totally invisible!
Everyone will think you're invisible for all of eternity!
But if you're discovered to be invisible, then EVERYONE will be forced to apologize to me in some spooky way or else. It's like the Judeo-Christian Mystery, except all you're doing is admitting to being invisible forsoas. "Dear spooky guy: I'm invisible!" Everyone will say they wish they were invisible.
Ah, I get it. Uncanny!
I know!
Everyone will say, "Ah, yes. I was slightly invisible until now!"
Everyone will say, "Ah, yes. I must be really awesome to everyone."
But then everyone will off-panel say, "Ah, but how so? Suddenly, all my life I have been invisible and am now suddenly super awesome."
Then they'll do!
Then they wont even say that!
It will be awesome to laugh at their hilarious joke, but then everyone will think, "How so super? Suddenly, my chuckle will be punctuated only by a retort; then I am out."
"How so?"
"As I am the only one ever to have been invisible forsoas."