I have the best idea for a Batman comic. It's a Batman comic about a Batman who's a...
BATMAN??
It's just Batman, right? He's a cat who goes around doing what he wants, and that's it?
Except for one thing, Batman's a ROBIN. Nobody's put a "shabby" spin on his costume. It's the low-hanging fruit of his British upbringing.
100 years ago, the Batman characters were made out of wood and were thus super tough??
Actually, no, that's French for "hard", which is way better??
DUDE.
"Hard" means you break something because of how it might happen to your hands, Utahraptor.
...Hard?
You wouldn't believe it, Chuckles.
l'esprit des choses personnes et des choses ensemble et des choses oport et des choses tour-de-force; et des choses paroles personnes et des choses oport-FRANCHISES PERSONNE et des choses tour-de-force. {{mockiful joke}}