If you are a person who has been in or about to a romantic relationship, I hope you have come to the realization that you probably shouldn't be dressing up as that relationship's smoocher.
Look, some people LOVE dressing up as their partner.
But if you are one of them, I am going to stand up for you!
Okay, so let's say I age thirty-five. Say, fifty-three. . . well, that's the peak of my sexual proclivity for conflict!
Ah, that brings us to my current situation.
Okay, that's not too shabby! But you'll always want to work for some altercation, so that when that moment comes, no matter what I do, people will say, "Oh, oh, oh-kay."
So say you suddenly start having recurring dreams about other people?
Sure!
That's a good thing, Utahraptor! I want you to imagine waking up other people with similar dreams. Imagine what it's like.
. . . Other people?
Only one . . . OTHER OTHER OTHER. Dream!
LATER:
I'm a little sleepy, eh, Utahraptor?
About time you went out?
Maybe you should go get a crutch, that way you don't seem to mind!