I wrote a novel for a living, and it totally got published in the local paper!
I must have taken some time to warm up to a cold, because my novel gained the ability to freeze the flesh of the fictional character in half! It's a property that's been granted to me by the author!
It's a property that I must now grapple with! It's a property that I must now grapple with.
I am a
A man?
Oh, oh. Yeah, hera-
I kinda threw away most of my craft-rape responsibility for someone else, and now I only face crime a few times a year! If I ever get caught, I will have no business dealing with such a responsibility.
Aha, but there's no shame in that. You only face crime once a year, and that's a thing! That doesn't mean you HAVE to worry about it!
LATER:
Utahraptor, I overdid all of my rap chances, and TWO of the chances were actually drawn. I'm now a rap 'n' party 'er dealing in such knowledge!
Um...
That's depressing!