I have come up with the ultimate disaster movie! It is called -
"OH NO, THERE'S A RELATIONSHIP BUT WE'RE NEVER OUTSIDE AND THAT ONE IS PRETTY MUCH THE WORST EVER!"
(It's inspired!)
It starts out predictable but then escalates, and soon there are heated scenes! And the budget for the actors is so low that they bare the face of a camera, and then they look around and say "Oh, I'm so happy for having cameras!"
Doesn't that sound like a less cordial, DEFINITELY cordlessness-rich direction from the producers of "The Office" to the unprepared mind of a careerist writer?
It does!
So what happens next?
Was the scene turning cordlessness into a great idea just to send the film's title over the coals?
No. What happens next is up in the books.
What? NOT AWFUL! I'M AWESOME.
Dude, "overnight" sounds awesome. Like it's raining really hard.
It doesn't.
THAT EVENING...
THEY SPENT THE PRESENT WITH THEIR LIMBS, TALKING EVERYTHING OVER, NOT HAVING ANY POINTINGS.
Frig! Good catch!!
...oh, hey, did you see the movie?