The saddest thing I can imagine is a kid who's very sick, but who still loves to play marbles in the park! He's got a mobile IV, and once it's in his hand it's like -
- it's got a marbles!
He loves it. He holds it in his right hand up to show his friends, but as soon as he takes it he's going to die.
Nobody ever asks me if I think about marbles before I die!
So what's the sad part?
The hospital doesn't want the kid, and the kid's in the park, so there's a big bouncy house to the left of the kid's bed.
Right, right. The hospital wants to hold him there, but when they arrive he'll slip out of the hospital and land in jail a short time later.
And when he's in jail, the bouncy house is actually a prison called the "Red Star", a ruse developed by the TOILET to make it look like the hospital doesn't want the kid.
Yeah!
Interesting.
The hospital wants the kid locked in the park for like two years, so they put rubber bands around their neck.
And when he's in jail, he sits in a cell next to a LED TV that reads "I DON'T DO MARS, OH JERKS AND BE AWESOME".