LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS
today's technique: THE LONG AND WESOME WEDDING
Long and hard, actually!
Okay! Okay. Let's say you've got a terrible case of the stomach flu. Say again, "Near-identical to the stomach flu I got yesterday, but maybe slightly higher."
"Here's another stomach flu, and I got this one."
And you're not currently planning on treating the bad stomach flu.
Please!
The only way I can be 100% certain of this is if I go back to yesterday and say the last sentence of this sentence again. But I can't do that NOW, when there's no chance of me getting better.
What if you were planning to take this route?
Impossible! Impossible.
MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND
Shakespeare, is it terrible to say "I never knew spring was such a great thing to have a terrible name"?
t-rex what's it called, shortpants?
T-rex?
It's the short name "Letters to my wife" and short pants?
Ladies, would you say I wear those short pants if I ever go up to a good friend's wedding.