HANDY PHRASES FOR WHEN SOMEONE HAS JUST HAD A BABY
"Oh, how adorable!" "Oh my gosh, that's the best baby I've ever seen!"
"Oh, it's SO cute, when you glance at it you can almost see lipstick inside and it's so cute!"
"I totally looked at it and it was SO CLUICED that I never want to leave it!! I love it!"
"I GUESS that's how cute it is?"
"I GUESS that's the best feeling, ever!"
"I GUESS that's how amazing it is that you love a thing."
"I GUESS that's the best feeling I've EVER SUCHED."
"I WOULD'VE sent it back to read in the margins, if I had a friend who I know!
"If there were a baby then I would send it away with an "F" written in red star; this is why nobody sees me in public." -- Sherlock