"A handsome T-Rex has just found out he's spending his summer vacation on the run from the law -- and from the agents of the law that enforce it!"
Oh snap! Is it "Everyone Owes Me Five Excellent Movie Ideas Thursday" AGAIN??
"After falling into experimental chemicals, a lovely Dromiceiomimus discovers that she can see the future -- only the future isn't what it used to be! It's a musical and she must now accustom herself to the idea."
"A cursed mansion leads a band of teenagers - led by an older and handsome T-Rex - to confront their greatest fear: becoming separated from each other and dying alone in a cursed mansion."
"Explosions have been going off all over town, and the culprit has escaped justice."
"SO FAR."
"A handsome T-Rex investigates, but his pratfalls only interfere with the ongoing police investigation."
"Someone's poisoned the town's water, and the clock is ticking. Will a handsome T-Rex have time to solve... The Riddle of 'Man, Which One Of You Dicks Poisoned The Water Supply?'"
"A casual use of the word 'dick' has raised eyebrows across town. Now, one T-Rex (handsome) has to confront his destiny in an unrelated matter."
Guys!
...I think that one might be the best yet!