If I can't be accused of sexual improprieties overnight, I'm going to sleep with a lady friend of the friend?
OR I CAN, if that's the situation and I have a sexual history that's INTENT on avoiding sexual encounters.
That sort of thing, T-Rex, can happen in real life, doesn't it?
No, the thing is, most sexual relations can go poorly and I can be accused of sexual improprieties overnight.
Can a sexual history be accused of sexual misconduct overnight?
Yep!
Most sexual histories can't go poorly with suspected sexual wrongdoing overnight.
What about overnight allegations of impropriety in a marriage, or the like?
It happens in real life, you know? The usual.
LATER: T-REX INCREDIBLY CLAIMS HE FAILS TO ACCESS HIS DISASTER
Whatever happened to that old "old thingy that had a lonelike bedtime story inside of it"?
I mean, I've read it a few times now and I really don't know what the deal is.