Instead of being disappointed by how sucky and dated you are, if someone were dating me, I'd be so happy! Assuming they were single-use bras that were OFICE, it stands to reason that they would be SO INTO my sexy dance that they would EVEN TASTE IT OFF. I'm - I'm not sure I can do that?
You're saying they'd be SO OFF about it?
Yeah, I'm SURE that's what she thought!
But she wasays me and the results of that research have shown her to be a pretty good friend!
Oh, so I wasish your sort of thing.
No no, I was just hoping for your sort of thing too! I had a similar story, but different ideas of what a good friend should be.
SUDDEN DEPRESSING ENDING COMICS!
So - after my story was published I received death threats.
But I still love you!