I just discovered that I can get digital prints for only 29 cents!
DINOSAUR COMICS PRESENTS: 29 CENT PRINT COMICS
Did you know that you can now get digital prints for only 29 cents? This will change your life!
Yes! Now you can have prints for only 29 cents.
Also!
And now you can have prints for only 29 cents!
Also!
Now if I had a computer I'd use it to make a record for 29 cents!
29 cents, you know? That's just the tip of the iceberg!
But I guess 29 cents is the baseline, if you'll allow me. And at the extreme - you know, "just baseline". It's not like I'm going to get a 29 cent prints soon enough.
I'll just get there first, I swear.
DENOUEMENT: 29 cent prints, YOU GU!
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