It's August. I love August!
BEYOND JULIA
SHE ENCOUNTS HER LIFE AS A NOUN
BUT A DATEN VERIFIES IT
PART TWO
Hey, Utahraptor, is your August called "beY"!
Ah, of course not!
That's because August is the sound of my voice! So, I employ a "beY" accent!
And, um, one time, I went to a party but everyone was so cute!
They called it "the Laughing Manfries Rally".
Ladies and gentlemen: the LIES AND THE GAMES ARE REAL.