I have cooked up the best pizza ever. It is my pi?ce de r?sistance!
WITH YOUR TERRIBLE FRENCH ACCENT IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SAYING "MY PIZZA RESISTANCE"
Oh my GOSH I need to open a pizza place called "Pizza Resistance"!
Resistance! Dromiceiomimus! You're not supposed to mention it! You're the personification of resistance! You're the worst name ever.
And you're by default based in Brussels.
THAT'S GREAT DUDES!! HOW CAN THAT be OK??
With your pizza resistance? Brussels?
FINE. But notice how everything is better in "Pizza Resistance" but everything is worse in "Pizza Flights For The Resistance"!
I named the place after the first house I built, which was all, "Oh, it's just a WWII film set and a pizza dude! What's it like?"
Well, it's cool if you say it like "And everyone on my street has a nice hip future!"
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Dude, that's kinda great.
MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE T-REX IS A PROFESSIONAL SINGLE SPEED RUNNER:
With my spinning "speed" (whatever that means!)
OH MAN I'M GONNA FIND OUT OKAY
But you can watch the TV Speed Trial!
I'M GOING ON A PRIORITY