I just realized that no women have ever been to the moon! ONLY DUDES. DUDES WHO RETURNED AS MEN.
Apparently, you need a lifetime of accumulated shame and male terror to return, and that is too easy!
Wait -- yeah, I get it! I get that --
Well, I don't get that Dromiceiomimus is going around saying "no" to this REASONABLE woman. I don't get that she's going around saying "No." WITH THIS FRIGGIN ARGUMER I'm saying "No to the reaping and digesting, and no to the boner that follows!"
I've already said one thing that might be of use!
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Hey, T-Rex!
Hey, Utahraptor!
Hey, listen, you're not cut out to be friends with me, T-Rex.
Not really, dude. I'm just here to make sure you're not cut out to be friends.
Hah hah! Geez.
Anyway, I kinda hit you over the head with a frying pole today.
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T-REX'S EXTREME SUCCESS:
What the hell was he talking about?