What day of the week is it? Friday? Maybe even earlier?
OH MY GOD
SERIOUSLY MAN I NEED TO TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES FOR A STORY T-REX
Okay!
Okay, so the issue is that most of the world doesn't watch Friday night, so they can have fun and watch me talk about the positive benefits of video games! But I saw your comic and it turns out women are more effective than men at games!
It's for the gender-neutral noun "game", T-Rex.
Man. I saw it and it turns out I'm still trying to figure out gender relations!
I think it's pretty clear that you just did an amazing job.
I AM STUNNED.
I'd love to see your hilarious but ultimately sassy stories, like the one I just saw, in which the camera rolls, the narrative is lost in thoughtless distraction.
I can't!
The spotlight never moves on you, dear friend! THE LIGHT ONS YOUR LITTLE SOCK.
Oh, what a beautiful, game-changing scene in the middle of a sizzling scene. Satisfied!
And filled with intrigue and promise!