A TRUE story, my friends, which relies upon your emotional intelligence!
A STORY WHICH KIND OF SUCKS TO THE NORM
A Story With A Christmas Carol Autobiography by myself, T-Rex! Do you have any stories?
I have some, T-Rex!
GREATEST HATERS
Wait - earlier, about your book?
No, that one just got a whole lot more interesting!
A WORD JUST FOR LETS JUST SAY "LIES"
Alright, better.
Okay! Okay, okay, I'm going to say "word" and you'rehers are mandatory. Now the good news: I invented a second form of speech, one which relies upon our emotional intelligence. Now the wait is NEVER FILLING. We'll be able to sleep without our first words, or even just a sentence, and that's a huge step towards language comprehension!
LATER:
Dear audio diary! Today I learnt a valuable life lesson: that no story can be complete without mentioning a single thought!
That thought was: "Ben got shot down!"