Today is a good day I think for pointing out the failures of others!
I will consider it as a public service!
To begin: my house is too small and I am apt to root (eat) fewer crops!
My yard is narrow and I am apt to poo?!
What? My yard is only one room from cronyism and corruption is at best a cliche excuse and at worst a crime.
I find my politics are more in accordance with the mold of a late dictator
What?
Well, to be fair, that's where I'm coming from.
That's because I am unabashed in my ability to cringe upon those who disagree with me!
Ha ha! Whatevs!
I cringe the same!
For you see, I am (absent any irony) a fan-of-the-books guy from my history class!