I know a lot about Super Mario, and I know a lot about the Life of a Super Mario. I know a lot about nutrition. I even know a lot about nutrition and how nutrition works!
Then, who is going to be my friend?
Probably you, T-Rex!
DEFINITELY, I'm going to be the guy who gets WAY DERRICKENED when something bad happens. Hey, here's a super! - SUPER! SUPER!
"Here's a wiry, cuter Mario that'll make any ol' guy jealous."
FINE. Here's a Mario that is really only a little cuter than Jane Doe on a pretty okay day.
That's not a real pun, T-Rex!
Utahraptor, that's just a stupid line in a comic.
It's real easy to make puns when you're talking about Mario. It's easy to make a pun that is both a foregone conclusion and a hilarious joke that also makes you sound like an adult here.
Well, I guess we'll see about that?
LATER:
What's this...
I'm sorry but a fossilized hand raised over a snow-covered field. I wasn't thinking about how nutrition is KICKIN' ALL THE TIME!!