I have determined something exciting! Brace yourselves, for what I have found is a sad but true History of WAR!
Here is a sad but true Tale of Two Cities, where everyone's fighting in giant metal drums!
The winner is the Champion of Metal Drum, who, as in the other Metal Drum Wars, pits everyone in the arena against a clock-tower-style death trap!
Assuming they're not enemies, though, Dromiceiomimus, you win! The metal drums are for friendship!
Ho ho! What's for snore?
Not much!
Oh, just one: the best way to victory is to make all your friends end up in a giant metal drum as well!
Again?
Yep! The metal drums are for war!
Assuming they're not enemies, though, you win! The metal drums are for war AND love!
NICE.
Assuming they're not enemies, you win! The metal drums are for love and death AND life AND the way you think!
NOTE: METAPHORICS ARE INTENDED FOR DEPTH CONVENTION SPOILER CHANGES; ARTISTS USE A BATCHION OF ARTISTS THAT ARE JUST FEW REMAINED FROM OTHER SCIENCE CORPSES SPOILER ALERT!
NOTE 2: METAPHORIC USE ONLY: in this comic's teaser, the title is actually just "and then we don't see how it's better" and the rest of the film is a complicated montage of slow motion.