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It's time to make some changes in how I live my life! I'm going to wake up and think "I totally don't care for people with pre-existing medical conditions!"
And then, I'm going to do some of the following:
Change my mind; go to bed and think "I totally don't care for people with pre-existing medical conditions!"
Change my mind; go to bed and think "I totally don't care for people with pre-existing medical conditions!"
Those are terrible.
And yet, I still think "I totally do not care for people with pre-existing medical conditions!"
These aren't "I totally do not care about people with pre-existing medical conditions!" signs!
That's it! Utahraptor, I am changing my mind!
Change my bedtime poem so it's "I totally do not care about people with pre-existing medical conditions!"
Change my mind; I don't mean to imply that you DO.
Well, I do! I am altering the nature of my thinking to make me feel good!
Well, I do! I am altering the nature of my thinking to make me feel good!