The first law of thermodynamics -
The LAW OF RHYTHM!
Let us all be aware of laws of thermodynamics, Dromiceiomimus. Let us, in unison, exercise some control!
Um, T-Rex, that's a pretty okay law, because it rules out suffering the effects of an all-you-can-eat-here dystopian-era utopia??
Oh. Um, that's actually pretty awesome, Dromiceiomimus.
The second law of thermodynamics -
The LAW OF OHIO!
Oh no!
I'm not impressed! I'm actually... going to call some classes?
Dude, you're not going to be impressed, even with actual law.
But it's gonna be awesome! We'll get together and have some questions, and be like "Man, we should all get old and move to a new townhouse in order to live in less wastelands!"
That - that actually sounds like a real good idea!
LATER:
Question period's over Utahraptor!
That's the sentence printout!