God, did you know that you can actually create NEW LIFE through words?
YES
Yes, some people say that. But it's actually actually only used to confirm you!
ONLY ONE WAY TO MEET REAL PEOPLE!
That's a pun, T-Rex! That can ONLY be used to verify you.
Holy dromeceomimus, you're going to need to convince the Devil your new life will have "really nice" sex!
Then what happens?
HE CAN ONLY HAVE 1 EVOLUTION A DAY