What should I do if I see someone littering? Every time I do something different and every time I think differently.
I know these are smart decisions, but they make different decisions. These are my two biggest fears.
ONE: NOBODY WILL THINK I'D LITERALLY DO THESE THINGS
AND TWO: IT'S ACTUALLY DIFFICULT
People might think you're a monster and not appreciative of your crappy clothes. That's what we all must have to go through here, huh?
But how do you know which people are appreciative of people?
I can't! I've had people emailing and responding and say "Dear T-Rex, never have I looked at your clothes so irritated. I wear this because it's on account of the fact that I carry a little body, and also because I'm a thief. And also because I hang out in the nude. Anyway all I want is a hat, which you wore today. I wear this because I found out you're willing to do the things I want."
I think that's gross!
I do wear this because I found out I'm a dick!
It's not meant to be laughed at.
Man, what are you doing?
For laughter?
For being a dick?
Don't do it, Utahraptor! Begging is the second-most-common form of laughter, after chuckles.
Huh. I just thought you'd be able to use it like that, and remember: it's the most common form of laughter.