Am I perhaps too comfortable, too satisfied with my life and friends and ROUTINE? Has the warm embrace of satisfaction become the smothering kiss of COMPLACENCY?
It's time for some changes, gentlemen!!
Dromiceiomimus, I am changing my life and outlook on life. I am selling myself short and moving to a new town, where I will take the less agreeable paths. Last week I boldly went places I never could've done, because I never knew I could do them.
Aww! That's sad.
It's totally true! I've decided that I will outlive my friends and have no idea what I could've done if I'd tried.
But you're not crazy!
Absolutely not!
I tried building a supercomputer but it's like, OH, I don't know? What am I going to do? What am I going to do without the punchline?
Man, I hear you!
MEANWHILE, IN THE FUTURE!
Hello, Alexander Graham Bell! I'm glad you're here, as I think that what we do is quite great.
Glad to hear it!