I have finished a new novel! This is my best novel yet, for the simple reason that it includes one critical aspect:
A sex scene!
Sex Scene One: You (usually) have sexy sex, and then you, my friend, have an audience (usually) sex scene Two!
There, suddenly you have a roaring success!
Now, I feel strong! For the simple reason that I have achieved SO MUCH during this ordeal!
Sex Scene Two: Ok, I'll have a sex scene For The Intense Crowd.
Ok, I'll have a sexy sex scene For The Long List.
Sex Scene Three: You like it when I sex up others, sometimes I will try to be discreet.
You will like it, even if it is just a little tongue?
You will love it when I put a toy penis in my mouth.