Today is a good day I think for pointing out the failures of others!
I will consider it as a public service!
To begin: your house is too small and your porch is slightly out of scale! And you didn't feed your dog enough! And sometimes your kids cry all the time!
Ouch for having done that.
You've got to change your life, you guys!
I thought I'd change my life because I thought you'd do it too!
Yep! And I've got to tell you, my story is one of a lifetime's worth of failure.
I've got a friend in particular I can't wait to hear! How can I thank?
My friend?