A Story about a Man who Decided To Become...
A Dinosaur!
He decided to become a dinosaur because he liked it, he said, and decided to put all his heart and soul into evolving from a smaller animal into a more sublime and more transcendental being. He decided to become one with the simple pleasure of eating things!
Dinosaur, you should not have gotten that far, baby.
What? I thought I was gonna be a dinosaur, Dromiceiomimus!
You think you can become a dinosaur by simply applying some simple animal-based dietitian principles?
I thought I was going to become a dinosaur, my friend!
Besides, I didn't just decide to become a dinosaur by simply applying simple animal-based principles. I also decided to become a dinosaur by learning how to control his internal state.
That's a pretty badass name.
It must be so badass!
And so when I finally learn to control my internal state, the dinosaur is...
... oh no!
I feel as though I've been sent through the pokiness hole of being turned into a bird!