I am a pretty okay dude! Times are good, right? Well, I mean... sometimes... good?
...Sometimes not?
It can be rough in life! Sometimes you can -
Sometimes you can be way down on the list??
*gasp*
So - wait. Quick! Am I a BAD MAN? Is my life not a positive example?
I'm not! I mean, I mean, I tried to apply SOMETHING I had learned!
So, um... here's a plausible defense against being a BAD MAN: learned? And now I don't have to worry about making friends again just because I'm bad at it.
Finally, let's face it - being good at something can be a...... positive thing?
HELLO? I AM BAD AT IT.
I AM NOT A COMPETITIONAL CULTURAL PERSON