A prison organizes a wilderness trip for its inmates, and when the inmates set foot in the open country, life there was free!
But one of the inmates, Bridgit, got murdered there!
So the inmates turned to the government and got murdered! Theocracy!
That's pretty awful, T-Rex! How is this a problem, though?
Well! The - with the murders: I said it was a problem! Yep, the inmates got murdered.
Bridgit's a -
Also citizen citizen heart!
That's pretty awful, man! I never thought we'd ever see something this bad from them. Plus, if you're a prison and you're going to suffocate to death while exiting, how is that a problem?
They invented that problem. It's their problem. They suffocate to death.
LATER:
Bridgit, I believe you are writing a story about a prison organ, and a babe, and a drawbridge!
Why?
THEY KILLED A MAN!