Oh crap oh crap I think I ripped your sandwich off! I didn't even realize I had a sandwich fetish!
I'm no good at shredders!
I'm not even good at shredding cheese! I'm not even good at shredding fat! I'm not even good at doing that. I'm not even good at doing that.
You did a great job today!
Thanks!
Wow, you sure did a great job today! How are you?
I'm fine!
I had some trouble dealing with the weekend tears, but I'm trying to concentrate on the new year with my wife!
You're fine too! You're a fine friend!
A fine friend, sir!
THAT EVENING...
I CAN'T SABOTAGE THE PROBLEM!