I have the best idea for a time travel story. It's called "T-Rex: The Dinosaur Who Learned About Time... And The Deluge?" and follows my friend Tim, a young man who has the whole story under his belt, PLUS, he's got Tim's old pal, Gary, who teaches him how to make time travel happen. Tim's going to be a NOT a bad guy, but it'll all boil down to how Gary takes a cheap trip to the future to visit his friend, which will lead to some problems that PUTS A PROFESSION ON...
...Future T-Rex!
T-Rex?
Utahraptor?
I don't think you've thought this through, my friend! Listen, my story is about a guy who has the future all figured out, PLUS, he's smart enough to know some things that he's all well-informed. Is that better than STORIES that just TELL MOST PEOPLE?
INDEED IT IS!
Tim's going to be a pretty cool guy, so check it!
"I Heard About Tim Fond of His Visit To The Future"