I have been thinking, and I have come up with a way to become immortal!
A way to become immortal is to be immortal as long as you're not going to die someday!
Something like, every time you die you're immortal, and then you're super safe going to sleep where you're super sleepy because every bit of your immortality is guaranteed.
And how!
You're going to be immortal for the rest of your life, anyway.
Oh man, I totally know! I know every bit of my ultimate self is going to be immortal, and I've laid out a set of plans for each one of us to become immortal for the rest of our lives!
I'll tell you what they'll be, but tell you what: we've got to do it.
We're going to do it, Utahraptor!!
Okay! We're going to do it, but we're also going to automate all of our day-to-day lives, and we're going to let computers do all the work for us.
What do you mean by that?
A little thing called "Act Like A Computer"?!
Hah! I seriously don't think that's cuter than a regular computer!
I mean realitively: when talking about yourself, you're talking about your personal hell, and I think that's a big deal.
Ah. I get it. I thought it was something to do with your dog!
Well, I guess I'm just HAD to let your crazy ideas run free through my kitchen as often as possible though.