I was born to be an awesome dinosaur. I've got claws and toes, and they're named...
...UM, LIONS. I can punch LION and also make LIONS in all CAPS.
You're not great at LIONS either, T-Rex.
Just great at them. I'll kick their ass!
Okay, you suck on the LION'S LITERATURE. They're not allowed to heckle.
Okay, okay, you talk on the phone and JUST PLAY NETWORK WITH MY DICK FANS!
You're not great at LIONS either, T-Rex.
Just great at making LIONS AND kicking LIONS!!
I was there and NO THINGS HURT AT ALL, and the only thing you did was NARRATE about the awesome things they were doing with their muscles!
Hah! Wow.
...which was FANTASTIC.
LATER, T-REX FEELS REGRET FOR HOW THE YEARS LATER FORWARD WERE.
I was just...feeling alright?
Wow
Huh