I have a friend...
A friend who I'll never be able to visit again, and who I'll never get to know because I'll always wonder if I even remember to feed him!
I'll never get to know him, Dromiceiomimus. Because I'll never be able to find even a smidgen of information about a guy who I've already seen for the first time!
Well, if you were hungry, would you do much more than shuffle around in my face?
I could do a lot more, Dromiceiomimus! I could join the legion of immortal men and serve as your mouth for delivery!
What are you talking about? I could eat my words?
Eating my words!
No, I'm just saying - what would I say?
Served with my own ambitions!
Well...
Did you even eat your words?
Not when I went back and told you, and you've got to be SITTING THEM IN MY MOUTH now!