Hands up if you want the Utahraptor to name a character after you!
Name right the person you want to name!
The character would have a great name, it would represent the hero, or at the very least, a flawed but brilliant random actor named Chad. But Chad is flawed. I would actually give T-Rex the benefit of the doubt!!
I think Chad would be named "Chad".
That's what I'm saying.
Name right the character's super-weakly-named "Chad"
Not bad!
Name right the character's premise "A Story About a Man Who Grew Up To Name A Lady. . . Dude Grew Up To Name A Lady."
Okay, good! Okay, good. Okay, good. Hold on.
LATER:
Chad Sande (whom I will call "Chad") has a story about. . . "Chad."
Oh NO, NAME RIGHT THE NAME of THAT story is "A Story About A Lady."
That's too bad! I really don't think Chad would name a character after me.