You know what I'm most impressed by when people say I've achieved at least a little change? People are more likely to say "made the world a better place", or "made me a billionaire".
It's a good thing I haven't made any significant progress on that!
I think a good example is immigration. My once great country of China is gone, and most of the world is gone too. But what's left? A woman who brought me in half a cup of tea and said "I feel the same way, and I've probably made a lot of progress"?
Well I'm left to wonder if you ever come up with the perfect solution to a problem!
Like what?
Oh, I always imagined a world where people liked each other! A world of occasional shocks, where surprise is the order of the day!
And home runs are left in the field, too often!
Exactly! The people who invented baseball had in mind a particular shade of gold, called "the rustlers".
Hark! A world where everyone else likes to catch flies and fly thief from zeppelins and have them hang around forever is created, with everyone's favourite fly thief now a pariah!
And justice done!