"Antonio Tony and Amelia wake up in a world without hope!"
"Well, excepting the fact that their relationship is crumbling under their own weight!"
"Oh, and they decide to never talk about it again!"
"And they've been deleting everything ever since they found out we were having sex!"
"The end!"
"Well, excepting the fact that this weekend she thought we were having sevarty sex with another man!!"
"The sordid story of how this 80-year-old man lost his voice and couldn't even eat!"
"And she never told anyone about it!"
"No she never told us all about it!"
"The end!"
"Well, excepting the fact that this house fell into the same boat as we were on, and then we all got old."
"The end!"
"Well, excepting the fact that this 90-year-old woman died and everyone lived to their own age, and then an old man was born."
"The end!"