Hello! friend!
I'm T-Rex and I'm here to say hello!
It's good to be anonymous, Dromiceiomimus!
How is this different from other friends, T-Rex?
Well, you're saying that I'm not... anonymous?
Yes. And you're bettering yourself by sharing delicious, unexpected treats!
Hello! What's it like being anonymous?
It's SUCH A rewarding job, eh?
You're not! You're just setting up your anonymity by providing nice identifying information.
...Customers?
...Customers. Customers are anonymous because they're anonymous and want the anonymity of strangers.
...Customers?
You also seem to have a history of sexual violence, T-Rex!
...No. And I don't want that to happen to me.
...Three times?
Yes!
...And I don't want that to happen to me either. Oh my gosh.
...Three times?
...Five times!