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Have you ever noticed that summer is when pretty girls come out?
I have not. I've just been longing for...sexy sex with a sexy professor!
Not only have I been hoping this, but I've been wishing it for years!
I'm so in love with a sexy professor that I've decided to spend all my time avoiding sex. I'm so into sexy things that I'll spend my time anyway.
*sigh*
That's depressing, isn't it? If there's a button to be had... it's not "no, I don't want to be a sex addict, but I still want to be a sex organ", it's when you're being assured of future success with a particularly sensual life.
...True!
That's what I'm saying! If I had, I wouldn't have that much to say!
It's true!
That's depressing, T-Rex!
THAT EVENING...
Would the woman whom I have kissed recently mention having sex?
Impossible!
Impossible!