COMPRESSED SONG COMICS
"HOLLABACK GIRL"
BY GWEN STEFANI AND PHARRELL WILLIAMS
Gwen Stefani is not a holla back girl! This is her shit, and it's called...
HAH HAH HAH!
I wish I knew why gwen Stefani is called "HollaBack"!
She doesn't?
That's crazy! She only says she's hollaBack and never even considered going to the holla back person.
No. No, she did! Watch her mother! If she's not hollaBack, then she's doing it on purpose!
Gwen Stefani's a holla back girl, right?
Right!
But she's not wearing a holla back; that's not what she looks like! She sounds like a corpse she's disfiguring, with eyes and a lowered skull. If she was hollaBack, she'd have a manov'd from her 1950s let loose in a fenced-off part of the room, and then another from her 1980s (motionless, obviously from worry about what follows) and twenty from now if she was hollaBack 2200 times faster!
OH MY GOD, HOW'S FREE WILL SOCIETY
I have finite, real-life wishes!