Hey, is it 5 AM? Maybe it's 10 AM? Maybe it's 1 PM? Maybe it's 10 PM P.M.?
Pardon me? MAYBE it is 10 AM, but it's not 11 AM because the internet froze for a while.
T-Rex, maybe it's noon because you had breakfast before lunch?
Man, people say that.
THE END
NOTE TO FRIENDS:
T-Rex, you've become a pervert's worst enemy!
Am I right?
I never really understood friendship as a journey. It's a thing you do, but each time you leave a message, it's really the same message: how did this relationship go? And it's not just emotional: there's the physical thing as well, where if you don't return within two hours, you might as well be gone for good!
What's friendship like without the person?
It's so weird!
We're all like, "Hello, my name is T-Rex and I am a handsome guy and we're friends with my girlfriend," and then there's a sexual thing too. It's weird. We're like, "Here is our last communication," and then, we eat an awful lot of spaghetti.
I don't want to do this.
WHY ARE PEOPLE GOING SO SLOWLY ABOUT THEIR FRIENDS
THEY ARE ALREADY GONE?