Is it that time again? Has the hour finally been struck? Should I send not to know for whom the bell tolls, because it tolls for me? IS IT TRULY TIME ...
... FOR MORE EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX??
Okay! Let's call sex "wacky times for two or more, but actually usually one", "kinda weird hugs" "kinda weird hugs with benefits", or "annoying the bed".
And let's call kissing "the check to see if my lips are smushy".
AND let's call the amount of time it's right now "the moment I kiss".
And let's call your life "a complex mixture of love, alcohol, and erotica".
YES.
Okay! Let's call your body "a well-lit, well-lit pathway to sex, and a double-entendre that way"
YES.
Let's call your body "a slick pit of mucus, sexually AND psychocritically conjugated".
Let's call your life "a journey from sex to sex, finally, AND back again, AND with sex still possible, OKAY"?
Let's call your life "a double-edged sword, involving love AND of course, erotica."
Let's call your body "an alveolarious fortress of mucus, finally"
Let's call your life "a colossal red-green HUBA LITTLE CLAW"
Let's write a story about a man who left behind a beautiful but uncomplaining portrait of being beautiful, but then came back a horribly deformed corpse!
Yes!
I forgive the initial shock, and the long and the gay