Hey God, is there someone you'd best meet on a specific day?
Hah hah hah PHEW PHEW
That I fear! On the one hand, I find it irresistible!
ONCE AGAIN REVEALED INTERESTING IN COMPLETELY CHECKING DEATHPOTS AND SPOILS AND PLACES AND SOURCES AND EVERYONE QUITE AWESOME
On the other hand?
I HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS AND A HALF- YEARS AGO
But people always ask if there's someone you'd best meet on a particular day!
Sure!
AND I would love to meet you! On that particular day I would find someone awesome!
That - that person would be awesome! On that particular day all the dudes would fall in love!
Heck, I would be awesome! On that particular day I would write a love poem for your very own excrement!
LATER:
Dear audio diary! Today's diary: I would like to see more of your breakfast cereal.
Huh.
*I* would like to see more of your breakfast cereal.