I am a man who, despite my best efforts, still has problems with being a man!
Rebekah and Ryan are two members of my gender, and as such, they deserve better.
But it's the "bro" who gets to define who I am! He has to pay taxes. Kathleen and Antonio and Jane Klebold and others who do manly things like "kick and lean" and "sex the same as sex" all get a little more "in" status. My brothers define myself by my sexy times!
They don't define who I am.
Huh! It seems they're all trying to please their male pal and yet... they're not ALL trying to please me.
They all just want some prostate-inhibiting drugs!
Huh?
They want some research funding and PR dollars and all sorts of other non-therapeutic means to make me prostate-inhibiting drugs!
Dude, you define yourself by your problems! Not by your "problematic problems".
Problematic problems!!
Why does everyone keep having my prostate-inhibiting drugs? They're like prostate-inhibiting buttazoos, except the problems with that are so great that it's ridiculous.
Why is everyone keeping such attractive but undesirable partners?
Why does everyone keep such underinformed, low-performance personal finance decisions?