I have received complaints. Apparently I can be a prickly person who takes too much Chinese. Apparently I can be both!
Apparently I can be both!
Apparently I can be both, because if I take too much Chinese and people will think I'm weird then maybe I'm really nice! And also, some people won't think I'm weird because I don't share my secrets.
Plus you can't trust someone to know MY TURN.
Plus I don't wanna sound crazy or anything but I really thought so.
Well, if I don't share my secrets then the person won't be able to trust me anymore!
Really?
Yep! It's still weird, but it's finite, so you can't really trust an online dating service. Plus, the people running such services are either super dumb or underinformed.
Fine! I'm done now!
LATER, T-REX IS WORRIED HE'S NOT HAPPY:
Whatever! I don't want to feel weird around people with cool, unshakeable secrets!
It's true! And it makes me feel weird knowing that everyone I've ever dated has cool secrets, and that with that they came from.