I have the greatest idea for a movie! I've said this before but this time it's for serious. There's this cop, right?
Right!
And he's a "by-the-books" cop who does everything "by-the-books". But one day a big crime is committed and the only man is "Tony", the cop who does most of the "by-the-books".
(That's the cast-iron "thanks for the anvil" line!)
What if the film isn't about Tony?
Man! All I've really got to do is make that a "by-the-books" cop.
Impossible! I need to find a "how-to-play" video game where Tony can't go through all the rules and rules are not only true, but REALCREDIBLE.
Wait! I've played Star Wars! How do you know?
You're brilliant, Utahraptor.
I've played dozens of Star Wars games. How do you know?
You are brilliant, both in terms of the storytelling and the storytelling MIGHTIEST THINGS.