I have finished a new novel! This is my best novel yet, for the simple reason that it includes one critical aspect:
A sex scene!
I find the nudity quite fetching. I am such a big lover, you know?
Babe! T-Rex, you're so fublar!
I find the sex itself to be quite fetching.
I find the nudity itself to be quite fetching.
So you're re-writing your bestseller?
To steal your book, yes! I am!
T-Rex, this is murder! You murdered my friend!
Then you'll believe me! But let me pause here and say, you're re-writing your bestseller; you're specifically saying "let's murder T-Rex".
I'll read it!
LATER, T-REX LATER:
Damn it, you guys! My new book is WAY better than the competition!
"The Sexy T-Rex (In This Order)" by T-Rex
"The Sexy T-Rex (In This Order)" by Utahraptor