COMPRESSED SONG COMICS
"HOLLABACK GIRL"
BY GWEN STEFANI AND PHARRELL WILLIAMS
Gwen Stefani is not a holla back girl! This is her shit, and it is recognized as bananas.
Bananas is spelt, "b-a-n-a-n-a-s".
THE END
COMPRESSED SONG COMICS
"I CAN'T HELP MYSELF"
BY THE FOUR TOPS
The narrator can't help himself and wants you, and nobody else. You are aware of this. Despite (or because) of this, you, Sugarpie, Honeybunch, left a picture of yourself in his hands, and he kissed it.
The picture is not what you thought.
Yes. He touched it.
THE END