Today is a good day I think for pointing out the failures of others!
I will consider it as a public service!
To begin: your indifference to the problems of the world reminds me of a thing I haven't bothered to do in the past. Millions of people starving, warring with hunger, desperate for a break - you know, the usual. I'm sick of it! You should do the same thing again.
You seem to be having none of your problems.
Perhaps not!
You seem to be having many of your problems!
Oh, that's true!
I wonder what is bothering you. Are you worried that when you become a famous person the attention you get is gone, making you a target of hate?
Well - I guess so. If that's the case, maybe you are too busy with your special job to really interest yourself in the real world?
That's true. This was I TOTALLY SELLING DINOSAUR AS WELL, so I'm really glad we're friends.
I'm not!