I was going to say "I find it exquisitely funny to be the one to say the word 'dick"!
AND I WAS WRONG!
Okay, so I was thinking about how I could get a non-anthropomorphized non-dick to say the word "dick"!
And you've got other ideas, too!
Oh yeah? Well, I've got a better one: "Poojosse".
That's a pejorative, my friend!
It's what cleanses the words they're referring to!
Anyway, I've considered several such ideas. One, which is that of "idiognomie", a very ancient and sexually permissive tribal sexual organ....
Is it a pejorative, T-Rex?
IT'S WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR!
Another possibility is that of "idioke", a more permissive sexual orientation, one that is found in animal species, as found in many tribal sexualities.
It's more of a cute sexual orientation found in plants.