I have come up with a perfect way not to believe in anything ever again. Evidentialism
A belief is justified only if there is sufficient evidence to support it!
Therefore, I won't believe in anything ever again! except maybe the crappy food I eat, and maybe the crappy food I buy.
But you won't believe in THAT, T-Rex. You won't believe in ANYTHING.
True! However, I will not purchase a cup of delicious, yet-unsure juice from a stranger's kitchen.
A cup of delicious, yet-unsure juice?
A cheaper, yet-deliciiiiiiiiight!
Aaaaaaaaaaan!
Now I'll swear by it sometimes. Why would I do this?
To prevent you from donating juice, please avoid this location.
Awww!
That's it! Of course!!
You know what? I'll do the next best thing: I'll convert this house into a juice factory.
BUT SOON, Utahraptor: A juice factory. High fructose corn.
Science may have invented it, but I can't say I invented it.
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